swampmermaids:

u keep saying john green but all i hear is “nicholas sparks lite”

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discard-and-discover:

well that escalated at a perfectly acceptable speed. 

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those sindar elves need to stop watching high school sitcoms

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chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

yumchocolatemilk:

bookoisseur:

Adorable.

wait why is this so cute

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evilsoutherngentleman:

ittakesathief:

thatlowvice:

evilsoutherngentleman:

"Your kindness is sincerely appreciated but advice is not being accepted at this time," is my new favorite phrase.

Friends, feel free to use this on me. I give advice way too liberally

You might not always use it, but, always take advice. Getting an outside view is refreshing and helps put things in perspective.

Your kindness is sincerely appreciated.

But.

Advice is not being accepted at this time.

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zabuzasword:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

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hiphopfightsplaque:

mascara packaging can get really intense???

it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA

(via jhenne-bean)

strangeasanjles:

thickboyswag:

WERKKKKKKK

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

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bluandorange:

here to the end of the line

bluandorange:

here to the end of the line

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officialprincessjasmine:

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This woman is Caucasian. She is from Armenia.

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This woman is not Caucasian. She is from Germany.

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This woman is Caucasian. She is from Azerbaijan.

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This woman is not Caucasian. She is from England.

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This woman is Caucasian. She is from…